One of my friends told me
When I believe I am so important to the world
In fact the world just forgives my silliness
Call me as soon as she comes out
Okay. Hurry up!
Hurry up! Cut it out!
It's nothing special I was on Friendster with that girl
Is that the last time?
I pretended to date her out to a movie
I never thought she'd show up but she did
So we went to see a movie
Damn it, we'd only been in the theatre 20 minutes
She wanted to come to my place
And then?
And then we got a taxi
She kept turning me on all the way
So what! Do unto others...
I started groping her, too
When we arrived home she pulled my pant down
What?
Was it exciting?
Don't bullshit!
For real! She gave great head...
You know what was freaky about her?
What?
When she came up, she wanted to kiss me!
Hey, you just went down on me! How can I kiss you?
Would you shake hands with someone who massaged your foot?
If she really worked hard...
I tried to press her head back down
She was so annoying, kissing my neck
I just let her do that instead of kissing me
Right then, I was dead meat
Sounds great! Remember to keep an eye out...
Can you speed up? How?
If I knew, I'd rather jerk off
That girl started humping me so fast
I was scared I'd come too quick
Seeing as we just met it didn't seem polite
So I just tried to think of something else
Like my dad, my mum, you guys the stock market, Octopus cards
Miss Cheung a policeman catching butterflies
Whatever I could think of...
But suddenly
I don't know if I thought too much
I wanted my dick to calm down
Never thought it would fall asleep
Fall asleep?
Because it stood up too long
You deserve it
I think Hall B's drinks machine is cooler
Well, no, Hall A is better
No
Hall A's has the air conditioning
But the school isn't that cool
Then let's try Hall B
Ah On
Do you remember my friend Yoyo?
Yoyo? Who is Yoyo?
Last time, at the hotpot dinner?
Is she the one who doesn't eat beef?
Yes!
She knows your friend Kar-lok
Yoyo met him in Baptist University
Is Kar-lok from Baptist University?
No, City University
Yeah
And then?
She says he offered to cast her in a movies
Yes, to be main actress!
Bastard, he never mentioned it...
No?
I understand...
Don't think too much, wait and see
Okay, bye
What is it?
I've some incredible news!
Let me announce it
What is it?
Kar-lok has been expelled from University!
Why? Chasing a girl...
Chasing a girl through filming
He was obsessed with this Baptist University beauty
The dummy went on campus to wait for her
Do you have time?
What for?
Well, I'm studying at film school
We've a graduation assignment
Last time on the steamboat, I felt you
were very special
I want you to be the main actress in my movie
Yes
What's the matter?
Nothing. Continue, please
Where did I get to?
Chasing the girl through film Yes...
Where is the director?
I don't know
Director?
Yes, I forgot to tell you
I'm the director and the actor too
In fact, in this movie
You are fascinated by uniforms
You understand?
You long to meet this policeman but no chance
You repress your desires...
Someone gets Yoyo's flask!
Okay!
At last, you meet a him in this lift
You lunge at me, hug me, kiss me
You've lost control
keep kissing me, touching me, understand?
Yes
Let's try!
Okay, shoot!
Miss, don't do that...
Are you serious?
Why would I lie?
My friend was one of the crew
Disgusting!
It gets more...
There, there...
Do it okay?
Too tense
Want to try again and be more open up?
Can you!
Director, was this okay?
Okay
What is the next scene?
The next shot? I've to think about it
Actually, you're through for today
I'll tell you when I'm ready. You get me?
And then?
And then nothing!
Kar-lok took advantage of her dreaming to be a star
So?
Director, this is Yoyo
when we'll shoot again
No, director, don't misunderstand me
I am not pushy
Okay, bye
Shit!
Can you go home first?
Why?
Kar-lok is in trouble
And we're all buddies
We should go and console him
It's Cally's day off
we'll go home together, got it?
Well
I just said it in front of those girls
Am I the type to console someone?
Kar-lok messed everything up
We should go and get his tape
But why would he let us see it?
Of course not like that!
I'll get off at the next stop!
Go to the convenience store to get some stuff
How was your interview today?
So so
Mr. Leung, can you tell us
Why my company needs you?
Come in
You're okay?
Wait
What's up?
Everyone out, out!
Let's get the bad luck away
Come on!
God bless us
Stop playing
Are you okay?
What is it?
The professor reported me
Buddies, forget it, just drink
Cheers!
No school any more
Bottoms up!
Cheers!
Five, open!
Let's drink!
Drink!
Listen, pair, drink!
Fifty, twenty, drink!
Yoyo!
Tongue!
Bastard!
Good girl!
What're you doing?
Kissing for 4 minutes, come on!
Scumbag!
Look at him
Pretending to be an artist!
Go... Go...
Push her down! Lousy directing!
What a waste!
I should have studied film, too!
Kar-lok is a real bastard
Not to let us get involved
Actually, we don't need him
Well? Anything good?
I have
Me, too
What's that? 'An Autumn's Tale'?
What? Jee and I like this movie so much
We're choosing films to copy not our favorites
Fatty, want us to improve ourselves this year?
Yes
'An Autumn's Tale' is not sensual enough
To watch with a girl
You should watch a French movie
You understand what the film is about?
I don't need to
The girl watches it, I screw her
No, Jee is a good girl
She plays the piano, goes to church
We just hold hands
Is that what you call a girlfriend?
No, she's really conservative
How about you?
There you are
You talk big you've all this hard core porn!
How nice to have a teacher like her!
Yes!
What did we learn from Kar-lok? Not go all the way?
It's hard to get someone to do it in Hong Kong
But in Japan there're plenty
Fatty! Ball!
Did your cousin in Japan reply yet?
I called him last night
He said he read in a magazine that
An AV actress charges for one movie
around 2.5 million yen
How much in HK dollars?
Around $200,000
$200,000.00
$200,000? That's not impossible...
So do you have it?
Come on, baby! Light my fire!
Look at her breasts
You know what happened here before?
It wasn't like this there was a pavilion here
34 years ago there were university students like us
They were angry that US gave the Diao Yu islands to Japan
They gathered here to protest
At that time there were 3000 people gathered
The police asked them to leave
But they didn't go
The police came and arrested 21 people
We are the same students
In this same place those people did great things
We just know how to look at tits
Those 21 people became successful later
You know the big difference between us?
They'd got guts to do great things
Not like us, wasting our time
I think we should do something
My loan, plus my part-time job $15,000, Fatty?
Me? $4500. Band-aid?
$1,800.00
How do you survive?
Love hotels cost money
And I don't have a rich father
I'm penniless at the end of each month
How about Jason?
$200,000
$200,000?
The loan plan for the self-employed youth
Go ahead!
Sir, if you get dumped by your girlfriend
And you want to get her back?
At this moment, we're your best partners
Why?
You don't need to do anything
But disclose all her information to me
I'll get to know her
And then make an effort to love her
You've to trust my experience and professionalism
In my life, my record of chasing girls
The success rate is 94.2%
The details are on pages 34 to 36 of this proposal
After I get your girlfriend
I'll try my best to enhance our relationship
and when I feel she is in love with me
I'll get her
use the same excuses she gave you to dump her later
Make her inevitably think of you
At that time she feels hopeless and weak...
You go and comfort her
Do you go to bed with my girlfriend?
It's only part of the job No hard feeling!
Application denied
What is the biggest problem in this world?
It's the differences between people
But how to solve it?
We were small we already found the method
Stone, scissors and paper
When we grow up, we realize this method
Seems like a fair game
In fact, it has two dangerous points
Too fast or too sneaky
They gradually effect our thinking for other methods
To solve our differences such as voting or debate
but it's actually back to front
We should go back to basics
I spent a long time
At last I invented a new age product
Dispute Correction Tube!
What machine?
Dispute Correction Tube
I think this machine can be mass produced
Everyone can have one
Put your hand in and then hold the handle
We play stone, scissors, paper inside ready?
We counting 1,2,3 and then open it together
1, 2, 3
There is no way to be 'too fast or too sneaky'
I've to mass produce it
I believe the problem of Palestine can be solved soon
Application Denied
Human relationships are a kind of business
I want to ask you to lend me 200,000
Then go to China to socialize and make connections
Pardon
Human relationships are a kind of business
Hong Kong is different now
You can ask anyone on the street
Hey, boys, what do you want to be? Don't know?
I want to tell him... - this is wrong
Hong Kong cannot be pessimistic anymore
I hope to use this plan to teach the teenagers
History didn't forget us
In fact, we are inside this historical moment
See whether you know how to fight for each chance
To find our way in this unstable world
Mr. Leung, I like your idea
But, according to your file
you don't have any experience selling egg biscuits
Right, in this historical moment
rents are cheaper but selling egg biscuits will work
Azumi Kawashima?
Can we find someone still alive?
Oh, she died?
She's so old, she might as well be dead
How about Yuki Maiko?
Why not, I like her
Can you look ahead, not behind?
What's wrong with you? Are you blind?
Take a look!
New DVDs! $100 for 5!
$100 for 4!
Uncle!
What do you want?
I brought my school buddies with me
Good kids? Come and learn
Uncle, anything new?
'Monica Does Memphis', 'Bey's Bayonet' 'Phil's Monkey Love'
You name it, I'll find it for you
'Big Pigeon'?
No!
Why not?
Too much for me lately
Custom officer are coming!
Crouch down!
I've got to go...
Mom called
I don't...
What will suit us?
Sexy but not too filthy
Innocent but smutty
Smutty but gentle
A decent lady, wild at heart
That's her
This is our company website
I stayed up many nights
Good job, Fatty
Nice going!
Any info on our porn star?
Yes, her Name is...
Amamiya Manami, 20 years old
She made her debut in Nov., 2004
Her first AV was 'Kingdom Of Virgins'
I'm her favorite type of guy: Secure
Of course, like a virgin
That's right
Anything else?
She's never left Japan before
She really wants to visit Hong Kong
Excuse me
The library is huge
Why do you have to walk through this aisle?
Clear off!
Asshole
Yesterday I went onto our website
sent an email to her company HA2
Did they reply?
Yes, yesterday
Okay?
No problem?
Okay!
Her manager is coming here next Saturday
He'd like to visit our company
Awesome!
Wait... I've another question
We only have a website, not an office
Yeah, an office!
Oh, yes...
No way!
What are you scared of?
My Dad would kill me!
Hey, Fatty. Listen to me
Your Dad only works half the day on Saturday
The manager departs at 9:00 a. m.
When he arrives, it'll be about 1:00 p. m.
Leaves the airport about 2:00 p. m.
We can drive him until 3:00 p. m.
There are two hours left after closing
Enough time for even a renovation!
Don't you want to lose your cherry?
I do, but if dad knew we're making porn
And using his company
he'd definitely kill me!
He won't
You're an only child, right?
People from Chiu Chow never kill a so they only...
...cut your balls off
Stop joking! I'm worried!
What if one day my parents see this movie?
Who says it will be released?
We learned from Kar-lok
A student project never gets distributed
Let people know I made a porno
How could I face them?
Okay, it's settled We'll use your dad's office
We're pinned down
What to do?
Plan B!
Hold fire. Reload
What's wrong?
Even if we can find an office
Who acts as our boss to the Japanese?
Look at you, me, and him
We should find the right guy
Not just 'right', but an expert on porn
Fatty! We're leaving!
What's wrong? Sulking?
So bad!
Sulking!
So that's the story
Uncle, can you play our boss?
Why do porn movies have mosiac effect?
Why must porn movies have mosiac effect?
Too smutty?
Because Japanese dicks are small?
Do you know why I sell DVDs have no mosiac effects?
Because it's educational!
Since I graduated from university
I've lived through Tiananmen Square June 4th
the 1997 Handover
the July protest in 2003 June
Also 2714
What's 2714?
My number in a creditor's account
I had hair, now it's gone
I used to live uptown now in the ghetto, why?
I do it not for myself
It's for the people of Hong Kong for all the young people!
For 20 years, I've sold porn to many a four-eyed geek
Young, rich, virgins...
Why I do this?
I wanted to show them something real!
Real!
There are too many hypocrites!
Who do you think you are? Graduates?
A son of a bitch!
Cheating the government, grants and loans
What did you do?
No money pay back!
What self employed plan...
You guys only think about yourselves!
Selfish! This is called selfish!
You selfish generation! You know?
What the hell you're doing you know, huh?
What's there in your mind? Where's your dignity
Your generation upset me
You upset all the Hong Kong people And all the Hong Kong Uncle
All you want is nudity, sexuality
'Sex and the City'
Uncle, sorry
You fucking stupid generation
Uncle, we're leaving
I won't forget you
You don't know... you...
wait...
sit down...
Let me think
Guys
I'll be your boss
Chan
Your father left already
Yes, I'll get something for him leave it to me
Okay, I'm going then Please remember to lock
I will
Action
Understood
Move
Hurry up!
Jason, has the Japanese arrived yet?
Hey, fatty, a riddle for you
You know what that is?
Jee really didn't show her best to you
Once he arrives take him around
Go around, not merry go round...
Just stall him!
Show some care with the posters, okay?
Good...
Who are they? Schoolmates
Skip school so often hardly recognize them
How much per head? $200
Can they be $150 per head?
We paid. Ask them for $50 back?
No, how much in total?
You can tell, few thousand dollars...
Where's your uncle?
We've time. Let's set up He'll come later
Exclusive! Hard core porn for HK people!
A good porn for a better Hong Kong!
Be strong, don't miss your chance!
Come on
Customs! Freeze!
Stay
Freeze!
Hi, Mr. Teruoka
Hello, thank you for coming
Please, this way
Please let me introduce
I'm Sozo Teruoka, Miss Amamiya's manager
Nice to meet you
I'm Jason, nice to meet you too Me too
May I have your name card?
I'm sorry, no card
I'll write my details to you
Thank you
Can we come now?
We're almost done, few more minutes
Good-bye
Uncle, are you coming?
No phone call Okay...
Did you hear, I got arrested
Uncle can't help you now
You're a big boy, have fun
Stop playing!
Everything's ready. Where's your uncle?
He can't make it
Fucking poor generation, man!
Fatty, call Jason!
Tell him to come straight here
Got it
So who's going to be the boss?
Stand up straight
Hello... welcome
I'm Leung Chi On the boss of this film company
Nice to meet you
Nice to meet you. My name is Souzo Teruoka agent of Amamiya Manami
Yes...
Please come in... welcome
Be Smart!
Welcome. This is our company, my factory
You see, many girls are sexy
We make a lot of movies
Big movie! With big tits
And we make a lot of VCDs
This way
Go to work!
Please see
President, your staff is very energetic
And they're very young very much like students
Maybe even younger than our artiste
Right... come this way...
Please come in...
This is our conference room
Top movie...
But Hong Kong girls' ugly
What is that statue?
What is he asking about the goddess for?
He's asking us what it is
This is... the China Film award for Best Female Actress
This is the China Film award for Best Female Actress
Good
We are professional picture
Why this award has a sword?
What does this have to do with General Kwan (God of Martial Arts)?
He asks what it is?
Anybody, please, answer him!
Udine Film Festival for the Best Male Action Star
Translate, translate
Yes, the Udine Film Festival for the Best Male Action Movie!
Please... sit down
Fatty, get some tea
Ask him about Manami
What's wrong with you?
You! No use! You're fired
Wait... Get out!
Please excuse me
Hong Kong fucking poor generation Upset me
Upset Hong Kong people and upset all the Japanese people
Can you ask when Manami is coming?
When is Miss Manami coming to Hong Kong?
She can come any time, only one problem
What?
He says there is a problem
What now?
What is it?
Although I really want to fulfill your request
Our porn girls have raised their fee recently
Especially, Manami is so popular
Her fee has increased
How much now?
Before we quoted you a price of 2.5 million yen
Now it is 4 million yen
4 million yen?
Not 2.5 million anymore we've to pay up to 4 million yen
About how much?
HKD$300,000
Bastard! This Japanese jacks up the price?
What did he say?
Nothing!
Calm down, calm down
Let me think... Drink
Before that Japanese bastard leaves
Why don't we go kick his face in?
You think that will help lower the price?
Cool down
I got some bad news
I got this letter from the government office
If we don't run the egg biscuit business
We've to return the $200,000
How much have we spent?
If we give up now, it's not a big deal
But if we want to keep going
we need $100,000 more
Then, after having fun with the porn girl
we've to figure out how to pay it back
Not including the extra $100,000
we've to pay $50,000 each
So?
I've an idea
Trust me
What are you thinking?
Okay, we now have $200,000
Why don't we go to casino and gamble?
Then we may win $800,000
$300,000 for the porn star $200,000 to the government
The rest is for us!
We can even make more films with her
Seems like a pretty good plan
What if we lose?
Then we need your help again, Fatty
Cut it out
I don't trust you anymore
Last time I did, we got into deep shit!
What happened?
Listen
this asshole...
Don't look now there's a hottie behind you
How many?
There's three, enough for us
Sure?
Sure thing
Lets go then Wait
We've to catch their attention
How?
From the look of them you can tell they like wild guys
The cooler you play, the hotter they get
Let's act wild?
How?
Tell me?
Snorting cocaine
That's wild
Give me your credit card
What for?
To cut up the 'coke', of course!
No card Whatever
How about a bus pass?
All right
Roll up a ten dollar bill
Ask me What?
Ask me how good it is!
Is it good?
Top grade!
Your turn
Are they looking at us?
Not at all
More then
Like Al Pacino in Scarface!
Your turn
Great
It hurts
Me, too, but we're wild men!
We snorted half the sugar bowl
And those girls still ignored us
Wait
What should we do now?
Behind a great belief
there's always a dream, that always...
faces a challenge
December 1st, 1955
in Alabama, USA there was a poor black woman
Rosa Park
She refused to accept segregation
she sat in the front of the bus
The result was the American Civil Rights Movement
She demanded equal rights
and changed history forever
At the time, people made fun of her
They said she would never succeed
It's because one person had a dream
That we could believe
one day, segregation would end
The wall in Berlin disappeared
One day, a man would walk on the moon
So we should never doubt
one little dream or the people who dare dream it
They've the power to change the world
Ladies and gentlemen right before your eyes
there's a chance to change the world
The question is are you willing to realize this dream?
Oh, there is Amamiya Manami!
We arranged her coming to Hong Kong for a porno
How many times...
when we watched porn
would you ask
Why beautiful things in this world...
always belong to someone else?
Why am I not the guy in the porn film?
Today
we've a chance to touch our dream
For $8800, only $8800
you can meet Manami
And be a crew member on a porno film!
See her, smell her, feel her
For just $8800!
Less than a shopping trip to Japan
You would have spent it frivolously
Now you can buy a once in a lifetime chance
When you're old, you have no regrets
On that day, that woman Rosa
together with the Reverend
Martin Luther King
got together and realized their dreams
Why? Because they believed in their dream
'I have a dream! '
Thank you!
Bravo bravo!
We're pretty much like brothers now
let's make it official
We pee together, chase girls together
Okay!
As God is my witness I, Ho Bo-wah, aka Band Aid
I, Mak Kai-kwong, Fatty...
I, Jason Chan Ho-ming...
I, Leung Chi-on...
Together we promise in front of the four urinals
Even though we were not born at the same time
We'll have sex simultaneously...
Lets shake on it
Done!
I've a question
Even pretending to make a movie
we still need a director.
Where we find a director?
We already know one...
Jason, please translate for me
Okay
I'm the boss of the movie company Leung Chi-on
Also one of the cast in the movie
And these three guys in suits
are my company's chief executives
This is Mr. Jason
Mr. Ho Bo-wah, and Mr. Mak Kai-kwong
And, of course, our director
Mr. Wong Kar-lok
Yes, he's very artistic
I looking forward to working together soon...
Nice to meet you
Miss Manami says she's happy to come here
I'm... happy to come too
Stop frothing at the mouth? This is business
Thank you
Director, tell Miss Manami something about the film
Here is the script, Miss Manami
My movie is called 'Sculpting in Time'
It's inspired by the work of a Russian director
Andrei Tarkovsky
So what is the story about?
Miss Manami would like to ask you
what the story of the film is about?
Actually I'd rather not make a love story
I'd like to show a pure loving relationship...
So this movie shows love in a relationship
not a love story
Screw him and his loving relationships...
What's the difference anyway?
Yes! If we didn't need him, I'd punch him